Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in theold_greywolf's LiveJournal:

Friday, February 24th, 2006
4:37 pm	good days what can one say Nulla is fantastic lol so great to be near the ocean again Current Mood: weird (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
9:50 am	funny sexual chocolate Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take TimeOut. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. .......... It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts. Current Mood: dirty (Comment on this)
Friday, November 11th, 2005
12:25 pm	funny BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH... A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway butt naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says.. "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!" Current Mood: silly (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 10th, 2005
10:36 pm	interesting Finally, A Barbie I Can Relate To! At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic ... Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny tissues. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too - muumuus with tummy-support panels are included. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheer-leader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Fred (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do." Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke. Current Mood: blah (Comment on this)
Monday, October 31st, 2005
2:38 pm	marrage Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife Dear Ex-Wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. Signed Rich As Hell and Free! Current Mood: blank (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
4:35 pm	new pets it is fun to have a set of very very very sharp needle like teeth latch on to you big toe lol but he is a real cu-tie this widget, wing-nut, umm fig-git thats it!!! the little casper is a fun little darling to, so tiny i forget they all started out that size!!!!! any way happy days to every one (Comment on this)
Monday, October 10th, 2005
9:13 pm	LET IT ALL REST Well i think its about time that every one should take a step back and leave others alone if you feel you need to say something about anyone , how about saying it to them in provate and then get on with your own life and leave others be!!!!! stop the wispering and talking bihind backs since there is no proof your just shotting off because your imature??? good night all (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 12th, 2005
1:20 pm	firday YA!!!!!!! well its friday again wooohoo i am so glad to have the weekend here again lol well once 9pm arrives and i have finished work! just a quick note to all my friends lol hi to all paul (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 7th, 2005
10:27 pm	tired greeting to all had a wonderful weekend thanks lol spent it with my lady and Uni books lol dam Uni cant escape lol one day i will look back on this and smile fondly in reminiscence and then remember there is more to learn and with that i will really know i stuffed lol have a fun week to all and to all a good night Paul (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
9:51 am	sexpo it was not that i wanted to go it being asked if i wanted to go i live in the house and am excluded i was or use to be asked if i wanted to go to the goth clubs? i take it as that i am considered to old to be a part of the group. goddess i hope i am wrong. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
9:49 am	Interesting it is interesting that i get a comment about not coming to coven meeting from one when i was making a comment about being included??? in regards to coven meeting and my attendance it is Trina's responsibility to call me up as she is the High Priestess of the coven. there is a respect issue too i respect mark and trina in the craft and if i am going to be a disruption to the meeting i will not attend as it would not be beneficial to the newbies those who are dedicated to the coven are here to learn i am not in that class comments about this from a newbie are not and never will be accepted Longfang 1st degree. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 30th, 2005
11:12 pm	sexo po?? what the!! i was so glad evey one was at sexpo i had a quite night at home and enjoyed the quite NOT!!!!!!!! but i would have liked to go but i was not told when and were to meet the usual situation i guess i am considered to old to be included shit it happens and will happen again age is something we all have to live with blessing to all and to all good night (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
5:17 pm	wooohoooooo the results are back and i did it lol i passed all subjects woo hoo confidence overload (Comment on this)
Friday, July 8th, 2005
10:30 am	its friday Greeting to all who receive my live journal entries. well its friday and the end of the week. Thank god lol i cant hear you all cheering, but i think you would be lol. I am hoping that today is a better day than yesterday. That there will be no intentional or non-intentional attacks against any or all who are on my list from with in or with out. Evey one needs to have their space and their own lives, and no one can tell them what to do or how to live. The past is gone and if we don't learn from the lessons given, we are doomed to repeat the mistakes. To all and i include myself, take a deep breath and step back look at what you are doing and the motives behind it, and then look at the consequences of these actions then walk away if they will cause harm to anyone weather you like them or not. Now i get off my soap box lol actually it broke from the weight of the speaker lol hehehehehehehe. Smiling is easier than frowning be happy its friday party night lol. (2 Comments |Comment on this)